If you’re coming to an article to get ideas on what your mom will want for christmas, then you really do need help! But not to worry! We’re here for just that!

Smeg Kitchen Appliances:

If your mother is anything like us, then she is absolutely enamored with smeg appliances. Whether it’s the hand blender or the fridge they’re captivating. The retro look and the pastel options, all together it creates a flawless look, and an impeccable design. The colors range from matte black to pastel pink, and there’s something for everyone. There is one issue though… the price. The cheapest price I’ve found for a Smeg kettle is $172.00, while a fridge can get up to $2,999.00. I don’t know if you know this, but you can get a kettle on Wayfair for $31.99 and a better refrigerator from Home Depot for $1,618.00

Custom Handwriting Bracelet:

Next on this list is something a lot cheaper than a Smeg appliance. A custom handwriting bracelet is exactly what your mom needs. You could write something as simple as ‘Love ya mom’ and then she’d have a bracelet of it forever! You can find one of these bracelets on ebay for $27.75.

Microwavable Slippers:

I’m not saying your mama has bad circulation, but I am saying that she would love some of these easily heatable slippers. You can find these microwavable slippers on Amazon for $34.99.

Spiral Veggie Slicer:

These amazing little machines first gained popularity in September of 2014, according to Good Housekeeping, and are still quite popular today. These slicers make simple work of spiral slicing vegetables like carrots or cucumbers into noodle-like strands, and you can find one at walmart.com for $16.99, which is one of the cheapest things on this list.

Mini Herb Garden:

Having fresh herbs at your fingertips is a must for making delicious, fresh food.You probably love your mom’s cooking, but fresh herbs, straight from the stem, would make it so much better. These mini herb gardens can be found on Amazon for $39.99, and come with three pots, simulated sunlight LED lights, and an automatic timer for those lights.

Thank you for reading this article, and I hope you take these items into account when you go shopping at the last minute. See you soon!

-Your Favorite Sardonic Columnist, Jenna.